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HALF PRICE FIRST CLEANFor regular customers · Book before 31 December

So clean it’s scary.

Streak-free window cleaning from just £8. I show no mercy to grime, cobwebs or last winter’s weather. Local, friendly and guaranteed.

★ Half price first clean for regulars★ 100% satisfaction guarantee★ Free, no-obligation quotes

What gets reaped

Dirt, streaks, spider webs and green gunk, gone. Regular cleans keep it that way, with no contracts to sign.

Houses & flats

Windows, frames, sills and doors cleaned, leaving a clear, streak-free finish.

  • 2-bed£12
  • 3-bed semi£16
  • 4-bed detached£20

Typical prices for an outside clean, every 4 weeks. One-off cleans also available. Your free quote confirms the exact price.

Conservatories & extensions

Glass, frames and sills freshened up so your conservatory stops looking like a greenhouse.

+£10 add-on

How it works

Three easy steps. No haggling, no hassle.

1

Ask for a quote

Fill in the form below or message me on WhatsApp. It’s free and there’s no obligation.

2

I come and clean

I arrive at a time that suits you. You don’t even need to be in.

3

Sparkle, repeat

Sign up for regular cleans, every 4 weeks or whatever suits you, and your first clean is half price.

The guarantee

100% satisfaction guaranteed. If you’re not happy, I’ll come back and re-clean for free. Death to dirty windows, never to your trust.

Where I work

Based in Coatbridge, covering:

  • Coatbridge
  • Airdrie
  • Falkirk
  • Glasgow
  • Surrounding areas

Not sure if I cover you? Just ask.

Get your free quote

Pick whichever way suits you: message me on WhatsApp, send a text, give me a call, or fill in the form below.

Half price first clean for regular customers, every 4 weeks or whatever suits you.

Why choose the Reaper

  • I always shut your gates behind me, so pets and little ones stay safe
  • Friendly, polite and local
  • Free, no-obligation quotes
  • Regular cleans every 4 weeks, or whatever suits you
  • You don’t need to be in
  • I text the day before, so you know when I’m coming
  • No contracts, no hassle
  • I leave everything tidy, with no mess behind
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

How I clean: water-fed pole

I use a water-fed pole with purified water, and where it gives a better finish, I finish by hand with a cloth or squeegee on anything I can safely reach.

Purified water

The water is filtered to remove the minerals that leave spots and streaks, so the glass dries clear and clean.

No ladders

I clean from the ground, so there’s no ladder against your walls, plants or conservatory, and it’s a safer way to reach upstairs windows.

Frames and sills too

A soft brush on the end of the pole scrubs away dirt, moss and cobwebs from the frames and sills as well as the glass.

No harsh chemicals

Just pure water, with no detergent residue left behind, which is kinder to your garden and pets.

Hands-on where it counts

For windows, doors and glass within easy reach, I’ll go over them by hand with a cloth or squeegee when that gives the best finish.

Any questions about how I work? Just ask, I’m happy to explain.